me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
when you’re doing a group project but your partner can’t do shit so you have to take over their part
I dont know who sent her but it wasnt a coincidence. Perfect timing, thank you YSP. Ethereal feeling.
when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell