:) Crank Dat (Acoustic)
Boy: I'm straight dude.
Me: so is spagetti until you boil it in hot water
Boy: what?
Me: *throws boy into boiling hot water*
TV show producer: Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.
TV show producer: Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.
highkeygay:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

when the whole squads outfits are on point


I’m pops

highkeygay:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

when the whole squads outfits are on point

I’m pops

greenseer:

U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself

art blogger: *breathes*
rest of tumblr: you are so pretentious omg bye as hell
mireligionerestu:

infamousnfamous:

white vegans be like “honey is unethical because the bees worked so hard on it that’s why I like the completely ethical alternative of sugar harvested by underpaid and abused fieldworkers”

i h8 health class cuz im chubby and “need a reason to love myself”

trashnojutsu:

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami

paintdeath:

Hisashi Eguchi

paintdeath:

Hisashi Eguchi

lebaenese:

I’ve never had sex before