wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
how my mother gonna come home at 10:30 @ night and start makin a bunch a noise about a cup on a table gurl relax like
I hate a “send me a pic” ass nigga, a when I say I’m laying down he say “without me” ass nigga, can’t hold a convo but can talk about sex for hours ass nigga, ain’t tryna take you out but wanna chill ass nigga, “what are you wearing” ass nigga. Sick of these niggas
me scrolling down my dashboard but staying in my lane unlike most of you
this is how gay people communicate
THEY SOUND LIKE FROGS
smooth as ice
When I lose a follower
girl: spank me daddy
me: I am not ready to be a father
me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!
me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.
my mom: clean ur room
me: Unfollowed. Xx