(Source: orangeskins)


me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*



so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 


when you’re doing a group project but your partner can’t do shit so you have to take over their part


"The best kind of people are the ones that come into your life, and make you see the sun where you once saw clouds. The people that believe in you so much, you start to believe in you too. The people that love you, simply for being you. The once in a lifetime kind of people."

(Source: slendrman)

I dont know who sent her but it wasnt a coincidence. Perfect timing, thank you YSP. Ethereal feeling.


when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell