pusshy Crank Dat (Acoustic)

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

ji-bril:

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ji-bril:

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how my mother gonna come home at 10:30 @ night and start makin a bunch a noise about a cup on a table gurl relax like

magnacarterholygrail:

amazelife:

xshe-hood-thox:

I hate a “send me a pic” ass nigga, a when I say I’m laying down he say “without me” ass nigga, can’t hold a convo but can talk about sex for hours ass nigga, ain’t tryna take you out but wanna chill ass nigga, “what are you wearing” ass nigga. Sick of these niggas

PREACH THAT!!!

beyonseh:

me scrolling down my dashboard but staying in my lane unlike most of you

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carmelinaxox:

this is how gay people communicate 

THEY SOUND LIKE FROGS

morganperreault:

smooth as ice

morganperreault:

smooth as ice

50shadesofficial:

When I lose a follower

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

soloeaux:

sileron-evol:

0 to a 100 real quick

LMAO

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

zultanmalik:

my mom: clean ur room
me: Unfollowed. Xx